"The Zune? Totally radical! Yeah there's not a lot of apps, not many people use it, and there's someone else doing the same thing better, but whatever! That's a business strategy I can get behind!"

Sounds like you're looking for a Ghost Dad reference...

Oh yeah, the Three Shells app. Stallone does NOT approve.

This is in accord with the Nobel Academys "No backsies" policy, especially fitting as it is being awarded to the man who developed the cure for cooties.

I would also accept an SMS-lockout function after x pints of beer. It would save a LOT of relationships.

This seems interesting! Question: Do the buttons get bigger / easier to read the more beer you've had in a given time?

I'm not sure about getting astro-freaky, but this might help with the child birth:[www.google.com]#v=onepage&q=delivery%20centrifugal%20force&f=false

Do want. In fact, I think I'll start basing all my investment strategies on Price Is Right games. I've already moved my mutual funds over to the Cliffhangers model.

I've seen a few, but I lived for a while on club row in a pretty big city. ANd now that I think about it, it's probably signifigantly less accidents than I would expect considering the Mad Max school of driving these guys adhere to.

That's easy. Crown Vic. Or Camry. Or Prius. Or Transit Connect. Or anything painted yellow with a little "taxi" sign on top.

Man, I thought Chrysler was going to stop making the Caliber, I hate that car...

That sounds like someone anyone would want. I've often wanted the barfing and hangover that comes with a spirited night out without the care-free fun (and related %1000 increase in kareoke ability) of being drunk.

Thank the lord. I've never been in a major metropolitan airport that WASN'T confusing. The last time I flew I swear I saw Davie Bowie singing Dance Magic Dance.

Margarine fun fact: The law against adding dye to margerine wasn't repealed in Quebec until three years ago, in 2008.

This is why I can't stop eating spicy food.

This video should be embedded at the bottom of all posts related to reactors blowing up, new kinds of awful military weapons, and Human Centipede sequal reviews to remind everyone that yes, science can be used for good too.

ESPECIALLY in that colour.

You know, it's entirely possible Ms. Huffington warned Glucker against this sort of behavior and he just didn't understand what she was saying.

Oh yeah, I was agreeing with you.

I would argue that the "full disclosure" is the writer / editor offering a grain of salt for the reader to take; it comes across to me as "remember while you're reading this that we are full of free steak and sitting in a jacuzzi as we write it."