I work in the service department at a dealership and trust me, people really really care about rattles when adjusting steering wheels.

"Brandon doesn't want a free Dodge Journey"

I can get behind that. I would also like to offer the evidence of their testicular fortitude in engine configurations. Rotary and Miller and Atkinson, oh my.

Ironic that New York is ALSO the best place in the world to get beat up by a hooker...

You know what stinks about those "bromances" though? They are invariably construed as just plain romances. Look at Sam and Frodo. There is so much noise about them being in love, their relationship is homosexual in nature. Look at the accusations during the McCarthy era against comic book writers and artists; Batman…

Yup. "I'm going to be in a three way? Cool! One of the people is another dude? Oh no. It didn't work out? Camaro!"

I heard that. Seeing the interior was a weird combination of dissapointment and relief.

Because toastcar.

Count Draculon is one of the greatest villian names EVER. I'm naming all my kids that, even retro-actively.

Didn't you read the article? There weren't any words at all, just a sound: fap fap fap

Sometimes I like these pun comment threads, but I feel we need to periodically table some of these discussions for the greater good of comedy.

I'm a big fan of the "I installed NOS on my Civic by drilling a hole in the gas tank and running a line into it, I'm not seeing any performance increases, WTF?"

Ok. I may be exposing my ignorance here, but the CrossCabriolet is a real car for realsies? I honestly thought every picture I saw of it was a clever photoshop mix of a Murano and a PT Cruiser.

As a nerd, I love this. Very Transformer-y, very William Gibson-y.

Right? Between this image and the article that used the Little Mermaid dick castle as it's lede image, there's a lot of wang going on on Giz right now.

You can have Quebec. Though I doubt there's much demand for gross-ass poutine and a populace that has an unreasonably high representation in the participated-in-a-male/female/male-threeway demographic.

I'm confident I can accurately predict at least the first three motions any guy would do as soon as they were strapped in:

Hear hear!

"O. Deletron" sounds like a the title of a fantastic robot love poem.

Meh, it's not like it's going to be driven at night though. It'll be trailered to shows and the rest of the time be parked in a climate controlled garage with UV filtered windows. Or just in the owners living room.