I was actually on board until I got to those abominable headlight clusters, that cured my auto-boner pretty quickly.

Hey Italian prosecutors! Spaceknight did it!

Perhaps he's not concerned that things are getting "worse", but rather that things aren't getting better.

I didn't say that. I said that another countries unwillingness to adhere to the protocols of the Geneva Convention is not a reason to abandon said rules of conduct. Should there be stricter sanctions, possibly even military action to address the humanitarian plight in N Korea? Maybe. Probably, actually. Does a…

But if we don't abide by the Geneva Convention then why should we care if another country does? If the justification for being a jerk to other humans is that they are being jerks to other humans? it kind of destroys your justification.

On your bow and arrow? (It's Canada, there's no guns.)

Oh my gosh +1 to that. Throw in a little Darude - Sandstorm and some TLC and you basically have the soundtrack to my grade eight year.

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Speaking of noob gamers...

"Here's my doctoral thesis."

Remix to your comment: The owner of the mpound lot is told in advance that a stolen SUV is going to be blasting into the lot. They don't move any of the cars in the lot.

All Tomorrow's Parties (I Wasn't Invited To)

HOW DARE YOU BASEBALL IS AMERICAS PASTIME WHAT ARE YOU A TERRORIST!!!

Theres a six year old digging in a sandbox looking for fossils and only finding cat poop somewhere that totally hates this girl right now.

Transhumanism, like the singularity, seems like something that would happen too gradually to be regarded as a threat to our humanity (if one was so inclined. I absolutely am not.)

Duh, obviously the apex of public interest in cars was the 2000s. (Supra, NSX, 300ZX and RX-7 end production due to lack of sales. Porsche starts selling an SUV.)

It would make the moments before a crash easier to manage as well.

What! That's awesome! That makes me want a Viper so bad! I'm going to run down to my local dealer and buy a new one!

You can just make a new thread and put @somejerk, that way you can dress someone down without propping them up first.

I heard that. Every once in a while she blasts us with awesome, but that just makes the other %95 of the time she's on screen worse.