And also, can you play Magic Bus?

EXCUSE ME, as an iPhone user I find this article insulting and demeaning. When my mom gets home from picking up my Pizza Pops and tells me where the stamps are, I'm writing your editor a LETTER.

No T-1000? I feel like he / it could definitely replace the Jurassic Park entry. Almost the same era, but felt way 'OMG I've never seen anything like this before!"

Meh, as mad as you can get on the interwebs. It's just not a funny comment. If you want to make awful Yale frat jokes like that, go hang out on Deadspin.

Not cool.

Oh the Miata. I've owned many, and every time I've been asked "why?" I've launched into an explanation that's bordered on religious fervor. Presenting commandments not from Mount Sinai but from turn 8 at Laguna Seca, Thou Shalt Not Favour Comfort Over Weight Reduction, praising the Holy Trinity of Power-to-Weight,…

Hmm, it actually sounds like you don't like the lack of a gun mention...

They have hockey in Britain?

A cryosphere scientist? You know, sometimes it's pretty obvious when a person gets into a line of work because it sounds cool.

This will go great with my bullet-proof cassette tapes.

"God?"

I think you should call Pedobear.

Oh I thought Atkinson-style was repeatedly crashing the same McLaren.

The Mazda2 also uses a Miller-style combustion cycle, but without the supercharger.

+1 million

I can't wait to integrate this tech into walls of my house so as soon as I come home it starts charging my device(s).

Modern Whig? So passe. I'm a neo King-George-the-Thirdian. He was a ruler for the people.

As soon as you sign up for Myspace?

He died the way he lived: EXTREMELY!!!!

What an awful thing to say.