In his defense, she did have his magic boombox in his trunk.

I feel like the most stupid conversation at NASA was probably along the lines of

Oh man, this is awful. These kids are... wait.

Oh that looks lovely. Perfect to wash the taste of that Camry teaser out of my eyes.

Ugh, the Camry? Who ca... Oh my goodness it's red! RED CARS ARE AUTOMATICALLY EXCITING AND COOL!

As long as I can take over if robots are jumping out of a transport trying to kill me for being a Humanist bigot, er, I mean delightfully anachronistic.

On the other hand we could just wait until one turns up unattended in a bar...

Why don't you just download it to your Kindle device?

What, like $8 a pack?

There's no way this is going to lead to any accidental overdoses.

Pssh who even uses physical keyboards anymore? It's 2011 man, I use vocal recognition software for everything. My computer is really good at capturing everything I dick ate.

"Wait, what? We could have been paid for this shit?

Oh shit. Uh, kidding?

Hmm, it should have come in your subversive gays package, mine was packed in with the booklet of hypnotic suggestive phrases to use to turn our nations kids gay if you are a teacher.

Next week on io9: Why the existance of Santa Claus is impossible.

I can't imagine the horror of trying to pronounce that guys name. His web sales must be awful.

Well they're not running across the screen on fire shooting everyone with their fabulous glitter gun so yes, they are playing straight characters.

How DARE you try to infringe on my God-given right to do whatever I want! This is a free country!

Hopefully one where he gets beaten to death with his own arm.

Katy Perry is totally gay-allied! That's why it was super ok for her to release a song titled "Ur So Gay", right?