Oh yeah I'm not knocking Gmails innovations or anything like that, its just a little late for that to be a valid selling point. Gmail has great offerings, touting "it's free" is kind of like Ford ignoring MyTouch in ads and instead focusing on the fact that they use an assembly line to make their cars cheaper.

Or sing.

Why is Google all "oh rad our email is free, it's magical and revolutionary cuz you don't have to pay!" I don't know ANYONE who is paying for email, except maybe my parents. Though it makes sense, barb_and_jim884848@compuserve is some pretty desirable web real estate.

i know it's so awful right? I hate that I'm forced to come to this site at gunpoint even though I obviously don't want to.

Ok, I'm going to be the guy to say it: Gramps is packing HEAT.

We'd probably have more if the National Helium Reserve wasn't staffed entirely by chipmunks. It's true, the last time I called there one of them answered the phone.

"It's not that cute."

The pictures are crystal clear, Apple is getting on the 8-bit craze and producing pixelated phones.

Ok I can get behind that. And I guess it's not like they are transitioning McDonalds menus to digital, medical records and the like are a pretty big deal to be trialing something like this on.

To be fair a lot of that paper was toilet paper, and now that NASA is cutting back that number will go WAY down.

How does something like this cost so much? I'm asking not in a "OMG comrade Obama is spending out of control his birth certificate is fake let's throw tea in a harbour" way but in a "that math does not compute" way. Where does $44k comes from? Are they hiring people to monitor it, is it a testing stipend given the…

The centre mounted ignition.

It's Canada's White House, the White Hoose.

airport bathroom attendant.

potentially a special edition Veyron, as Bugatti rarely releases those.

Obvs you just put on cruise control. If there's one thing I know about flying a fighter plane it's that whenever you press a button marked "CRUISE" nothing at all goes wrong.

The Doctor who?

"...just reminded me about how much are we leaving in the hands of a very few people and their Bibles."

Yeah I really miss the GPS when I'm flying my fighter jet, especially all the detailed directions:

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."