In soviet Russia?

Oh it's my fork? Thank goodness. I thought it was my total lack of any self control that made the back of my neck look like a package of hotdogs.

Well it's American which is a plus, but it was designed using Comrade Obamas stimulus money, which is a negative...

You mean from her thumbs?

Concur. I don't typically run with my phone in my armpit either.

THANK YOU for qualifying that.

This is the worst military cyber attack since Sarah Jessica Parkers husband hacked WOPR.

You have to assemble it yourself because the factory workers are all to drunk to do it themselves.

'If sitting down all day is wrong, I don't want to be UPright."

Dude that's not a Lambo that's a...

+1 for closed cockpit cars! It gets us one step closer to F1 breadvans...

If that's the kind of dick you've been interacting with you need to get to the clinic STAT.

How the hell is anyone supposed to read that?

Oh heart to that.

That's what she said.

Or who would come out of Nick Frost if he were some sort of human matryoshka doll.

Jeez, that looks like crap. What phone was the photographer using?

... it was a joke. The whole birther movement was ridiculous. It was more of a comment on the original posters knee-jerk Obama hate. From what a recall, his acceptance of the Nobel was anything but shameless and came with the self-imposed stipulation to live up to it.

Oh, it was a joke, but a joke based on my assumption that they did just that...

This will go great with the USB stick I have on my keychain...