It's a couple links soooooooooooooo in a nutshell: A couple months ago there was a post on Jalop about a guy in Texas that drove his Veyron into a lake. There was a bunch of noise about how he swerved to miss a goose or something, blah blah, but the best part was someone in the video linked to the article say "dude,…

and who wasn't even born in America!

It was probably more like "LERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOY PETRRRRR oh fuck."

I hope that's a link to Chuck Norris' Wiki page.

Oh thank goodness. Now can you bring back Pluto?

That's not a Lambo, that's a Bugatti.

Eye think this is a great idea, and I can see a lot of great applications for engineers that have the right vision. Perhaps video of a high enough resolution that it looks good on a Retina display?

Sure it sings, but does it hum?

Did you see that movie? There was no happy ending. Or happy middle. Or happy beginning.

Well, unless they were getting a whole back peice while drunk I don't think they would bleed enough to pass out. You bleed more, I know I bled a lot when I was really hung over and getting work done, but I think the bigger physical issue is what has been mentioned above: blurry and blotchy lines.

It's either a kind of racist semi-joke about the Lambos Italian heritage or the start of a dragon-y Harlequin romance car novel.

I'm pretty sure sharks ARE fish.

Duh thats a Bugati this is a car site duh

Wait, drunk flying is a thing? Jesus! I'm never getting on a plane again, I don't want some liquored up pilot flying that thing!

Pssh yeah I heard of it, I was over it before there was even computers.

Ugh what kind of shitty tattoo artist tattoos a drunk person? I can understand respecting someones decision to get a stupid tattoo (I'm sure Snoopy and Woodstock smoking a joint could be signifigant to someone) but no-one can give informed consent when they're plastered.

I don't know, Madonna has always kept her image pretty real...

Yeah I know, I was hoping for a more steam-punk answer. Like a coal power tin laptop.

But wait, how are you posting...

So much more damaging than those gay storms...