It's too bad there's no boomerang bird; I'd love to cut the head off that useless piece of crap...

IF your pussy is making your friends eyes start watering and sneezing, you might need to go to a doctor.

That makes sense, because as everyone knows allergies themselves are just a myth.

That explains why Hustler spends so much funding illiteracy research...

Yo Upgrayedd!

"How was work today?"

That's a lot of money for a venue for kids to try acid for the first time.

How to get rid of the wasps? Easy. Build a disabled vets home in their neighbourhood.

Ray, I hate to be that "#corrections" guy but there's a spelling error in this article. In the title you accidentally spelled "radical" as B-A-D.

Ugh that's embarrassing...

Reading the title of the article I thought the peice was going to be on the phenomenon called sobering-up-in-the-morning.

Dolphins gotta tweet too man.

Close, I was thinking more about Stallone in Demolition Man tryiong to figure out how to clean his ass.

PX90.

That's true, but I have to say he looks pretty faithful to the comic version. I was worried he was going to turn out like Skeletor in the Masters of the Universe movie.

I heard that, gadgets have no moving parts anymore. As dumb as dumbphones are it was nice ending a call by snapping them closed, and don't get me started on how much I prefer physical volume wheels.

Cana anyone think of that movie without thinking of the bike? It's one of the most iconic parts of the movie, right next to the giant blob with a face and the main characters screaming each others names. The producers had to be relying in part on fans of the original to see it, and they would change that? It would be…

Concur. The Ducatis and the Aprilias both look like 90's supercars. All vents and ducts and angles and not much in the way of, you know, looking good.

GENIUS MONEY MAKING IDEA: I'm going to but these up and hoard them, and then in 15 years sell them to all the ironic future hipsters! They can ironically rock these while ironically rolling around on Segways and ironically drinking Red Bull.

Jesus Christ, really?