I've tried to shave by myself on multiple occasions, and all the results are disastrous...

can you believe it, Acura's Doesn't Exist in Dubai, and the irony of me having an 8th gen accord.

In Dubai, and its current scorching heat...Motorized shades for the rear windows is the only luxury I'd want...

Isnt that some kind of racial slur...?

<3

Aye, a good barber can do wonders on your beard, smooth as hell.

Glad that it made your day a little bit better =)

Then im happy again!

D:

:<

Sorry ._., massive typo right thar, forgive me.

MULTI-FUNCTIONAL URINARY TRACT!

oh god...the shame!

likewise :O!

I posted that in a jovial manner :<

Hey! having a neck beard doesn't mean i don't have a job or an asshole...it just means my favorite barber's on vacation and i swear to god the other barbers have it out for me on making me look like i used syringes to shave.

Im kindhearted by nature...im not gonna go that far =[.

Oh god...i wish i had vaseline and lipstick at the time...:<

I still think he got off better than i did...but aye, true.

It uses fire to LIVE!!!!