“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

It changes day to day.

I understand that you are pissed when your car is towed, but her shitty behaviour about how much better she is than everyone else is really what makes me angry to no end. So many problems that the world has is because people think they are better than others.
This woman is truly ugly.

I think some of this can be attributed to outdoor performance. She does well enough until around 1:43.

Still better than a lot of other people have done.

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

She's also not doing all the dancing and running around Taylor was doing. They are two different kinds of performers. Stop with the hate.

Beyonce is wildly overrated.

To steal what someone else said on another message board: Technically, suicide is a selfish act. However, people who are clinically depressed to the point where they're seriously considering suicide aren't capable of thinking rationally about such things.

I was wondering if the kid actually calls his mother and father "Mother" and "Father", which is kind of sweetly hilarious. "I say, Mother, thank you for this treasure room! Perchance, shall we bide here awhile, before we adjourn to the tearoom for scones?"

I remember seeing my cat's penis for the first time and thinking he had a worm crawling out of his ass. As I got closer to pull it out my wife warned me that was in fact his dick and she basically saved my life. Eternally grateful.

I always confuse her for Oscar Wilde.

Thanks for sharing your measurements! They are relevant!

One thing that gets on my nerves is women who won't let other women eat in peace. The ones that look at your plate always and watch everyone eat. If you have a salad, they shit on you for eating just a salad. If you eat pizza, they give you shit for eating pizza. "Are you really going to eat that greasy thing? Really,…

Are we just out of stuff to be offended by? I'm pretty thin at 125 pounds and 5'9 inches. Who gives a shit?

If the LIM could talk to spirits, they would have already told her that her manicure is dreadful and unflattering. Yes, worse than the hair.

So you will no longer be able to wash your hands with anti-bacterial soap after smoking a pack of Camels?

Great idea. Touch the door, touch your dick, touch the door again, shake people's hand and go eat.