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It has become clear to me that by not saying anything,

I’m baffled she said “It has become clear to me that by not saying anything, I might be adding to the anguish of many courageous women and men.” Uh, but you HAVE been saying something. You haven’t been silent you’ve actively defended him.

Interestingly, if you scroll said bot’s history all the way down, you’ll also find a post bashing Asia Argento with a made-up story. So there’s the link with that Leslie Whatserface PR person who also represents Harvey Weinstein.

Yeah well, she had no problem working with Polanski who was criminally charged, so all the side eyes for her.

But according to Kate, Dylan has “the smallest of voices” with her NYT piece, her Twitter and her CBS interview. She’s like a tiny, lil’ mouse. Kate just couldn’t hear her!

Just when I thought I couldn’t like Kate any less. She’s been gushing about his genius for months. BUT NOW THAT AMAZON WANTS TO DROP HIM SHE CHANGES HER TUNE.

I’m sure this has NOTHING to do with the fact that Wonder Wheel didn’t get nominated for any awards...

It has become clear to me that by not saying anything, I might be adding to the anguish of many courageous women and men.

No, no, no. I hate this. She is still Alec Baldwin in a dress, she is just listening to her PR now and dialing it back, resentfully, but she absolutely does not believe Dylan and stands by Woody. Give me an Alec Baldwin over this any day of the week. Let me see them coming so I can get out of the way.

A day late, and a quid short, Kate.

Literally your entire comment history is slagging off Dylan and Mia. Not engaging with someone who has nothing of substance to add.

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Because he’s scared someone’s going to #MeToo about him, that fear is driving his irrational behavior, and his fragile ego won’t let him shut the fuck up.

He’s a famous, wealthy, cishet white man. He’s the epitome of privilege. When you’re like him, there isn’t anything in the world that you think can’t be improved by you injecting your opinion.

Grosser still, Mayella falsely accused a man she was propositioning. So I guess 7 yr old Dylan was trying to seduce her dad and made up the molestation story when she got caught?

Because he’s an entitled asshole and doesn’t realize most people have had his number ever since his bonkers divorce from Kim Basinger and his outrageous rant at his daughter. Otherwise, he’d have the good sense to zip it.

Hey, Alec: MayB U cud learn 2 spl out yr wrds if you want to be taken seriously.

Why does Alec think he needs to weight into this?

If this is the end of Woody Allen (finally; please god), it should also be the end of Alec Baldwin and any other of Allen’s myriad apologists. Fuck all of them.

Before anyone responds to a Woody defender, please check their commenting history. There have been a number of posters tonight whose entire commenting history is just defending Woody and slamming Dylan and Mia. Before you respond, look.