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Holy fuck does Trump look stupid. I mean just look at that un-thinking face. Those beady, unfocused eyes. You could hold the paper up to his left ear and read it through his right.

Anybody who thought that Eva Braun and The Other Eva Braun were going to be any kind of help was deluded. 

Yes, because even just collecting data on this topic is bad. Forget analyzing it or proposing changes, even HAVING it would be disastrous. This should come as no surprise from people who are relentlessly anti - education. The less information, the better.

Her ugly shoes, which are ripoffs of higher quality designs!

I fucking hate everybody in this administration and I can’t wait for them to live out the rest of their lives in disgrace.

I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall

Episode 2 of Scream Queens and I realized this was the entire plot of the show: laughing at the foibles of rich cis white girls bumbling cluelessly through the endless graphic deaths of minorities and disabled women reduced to schlocky stereotypes and visual gags, and then a heroic white couple saving the day.

Can we just call this the “Blazing Saddles” aside? It wasn’t true when Ted 1 and 2 came out, it wasn’t true when Black Dynamite came out, it wasn’t true when Pootie Tang came out, it wasn’t true when This is the End came out, it wasn’t true when Tropic Thunder came out, it won’t be true when Heathers comes out. It is

That’s exactly what I thought. Like diversity is great, but doing this goes against the spirit of the original movie. It was all about the outcasts getting one over on the popular kids. Plus there’s something off bout a conventionally attractive cis white girl and cis white dude teaming up to fuck over a diverse group

Wouldn’t it work better if Veronica was a person of color/queer/trans/fat person? I am sure it would bring up a host of other possible issues but I feel like the reason that part of the cast remains unchanged is that Hollywood defines diversity only through minor characters, never the main ones.

Right and now Veronica is the very typical pretty white girl bullied by a very diverse set of Heathers? What does that say, exactly? That POC and genderqueer people are to be feared more now? That doesn’t seem great. /understatement

Plus now you have to kill a lesbian cos she’s part of the cool clique?

So we have a blonde girl and violent white dude who will be killing minorities, and we’re rooting for the Gap shoppers?

This just isn’t scanning.
Maybe they mix it up though. Different people will get killt.
Maybe that’s the whole point.

Right? Like, that’s the fucking point of it. Conformity is bad for the soul. And yet, here were... jfc.

Yeah, no. Hard pass.

This is sports culture in America. Sports teams get amazing funding as teachers are struggling to keep pencils in their classrooms, many of our colleges rank sports as more important than classes, sports are being pushed onto kids younger and younger, and they’re only getting more extreme. And I don’t mean like fun,

A tank top and NO BRA

James Cameron, a man to whom I turn regularly for his opinions, has offered his very hot take on Wonder Woman and feminism. Would you like to hear it?

If John Mullaney asked for more money for a special, no one would care.

Didn’t mean to trigger you. I’m honestly trying to be fair by pointing out that for some people (or at least me), the issue is that we’re aware that the catalyst for her re-negotiating was the news of salaries of Chappelle and Rock. Since that was the catalyst, it follows that people would compare their talent/career

To be fair, she did use 2 legends as a measuring stick during these negotiations. Once her team allowed this tidbit to be included in the interview, it was game-on. We were forced to compare her work and creative value to Rock’s and Chappelle’s. And if we’re comparing her work to theirs...let’s just say her work is