Ever been stroller shopping? I'm guessing not, because they are ALL HUGE. Except for those stupid umbrella ones that steer like cows and basically have to be picked up to turn. Basically it's huge, massive, or gargantuan.

My ex-husband wrote what I personally think is the worst couple of sentences ever committed to paper: "That's right. I'm a girl, and I have explosive diarrhea."

My husband showed me a fart porn video once. It had a scantily clad hot chick writhing on a bed, talking about all the cheese she just ate, with lots of fake-sounding fart noises.

That was my story! And this does not satisfy my desire to know WTF happened. If the best answer is "you and your friend totally just imagined it and/or are lying," then I find that not really good enough.

Gah this quote from the article: ""Although my daughter is slimmer than other babies her age, she could stand up on her own much earlier than others. She plays by herself and doesn't like to cry," An says." Hey, sounds like my kid!...who was formula fed. What are the MFing odds?!

That may be a big reason for it, then. It's not impossible to continue to breastfeed when you work full-time, but it's a lot harder. Especially if you don't have access to a pump/are not allowed time to pump at work.

Out of curiosity, what is the maternity leave situation there? It's hard to establish and keep up breastfeeding if you have to go back to work quickly. Do women typically go back to work or stay home?

I know, I got that part. I just wouldn't make that association, personally.

Ringing a dinner bell is a throwback to the slave days? I honestly did not know this. To me, as a Northerner, a dinner bell is just a quaint Southern thing that they do on TV.

Apparently it's not just being in the birth canal, being on the edge will do it too. #1 was stuck head-down on the fringes for hours, hence the conehead. #2 shot out like a cannonball, so I didn't have a chance to malform his head. That part comes later >:D

With my first, we had a three-page birth plan, and intended to not use drugs or have any interventions. Result: c-section.

My c-section baby had the weirdest looking damn head. All cone-y and squished. My vbac baby had a beautiful round head. I remember being kind of pissed about the c-section one because aren't you supposed to get a good-looking baby as a consolation prize?! Oh well. He got better looking later.

Well, right now, I'm just putting one foot in front of another until things get better.

She doesn't represent me. I would NEVER wear that hideous dress.

I don't really care about the Royal Baby per se, but I love seeing them starting this new chapter in their lives. When you get right down to it they're just peeps with extra privilege.

I've watched a bunch of episodes on E! but didn't realize how sanitized it is there. And confusing - they only show maybe twenty episodes, and never in the right order. I'm going to have to Netflix this.

Before having my kids, I familiarized myself with my state's public breastfeeding laws, and prepared a stock response should I be harassed. Unfortunately, due to unforeseen health issues, bottle feeding was in our future...and I was woefully unprepared with snappy comebacks for the nasty remarks I got. Life: it will…

I've actually been told to leave for bottle feeding! It's nuts. Can we not just feed them however is best FOR US and everyone else can mind their own business?

I take it you've never bottle fed in an urban area, then? Because I have. And I have been told to go away because of it.

Remind me to never eat dinner at your house.