Grand juries for a long time have been tools for prosecutors to do with as they will. If the prosecutor (a representative of the DA's office) wants an indictment, he'll get one. If he doesn't want one, he won't.

Some of those perpetually shitfaced 20-somethings you reference are alcoholics.

Saints director of player personnel Ryan Pace has officially declined the chance to interview for the Jets GM job.

My father-in-law was waiting for season tickets for this team for 20 years. 12 years ago, he got his 4 tickets and would invite me once a season to a game. 2 years ago he went down to 2 tickets and last year he had sold more than half of those. This year he happily wore his new Baltimore shirt Christmas day and is…

Focusing the problem of centuries of human-on-human violence onto a random NFL player, simply because he got caught on tape, is a wonderful exacerbation of the incident at hand.

cue the hatred and contention that ray rice is the worst human being to ever walk the earth, as opposed to a person who just made a terrible mistake. cue the awful victim blaming where people call janay "brainwashed" or a "gold digger", or talk about how dumb she is. Cause you know, there's absolutely zero possibility…

WRONG QUAD LASER

A very serious oversight.

Thirty-six people were ejected from Lambeau Field during last night's win over the Falcons, and 11 more were arrested.

So viewed, the record reveals that in July 1997, Roorda attempted to try to "cover" for another police officer by filing a report that contained false statements as to what happened during a suspect's apprehension and arrest.   As a result of this false report, all charges against the defendant involved were dropped,…

Def column B. This was my favorite line though "These three seasons are the Skins' lost years." Replace 'three' with 'duration of Snyder's ownership.'

the fact that he knocked the receiver out of this game and probably the next should contribute to how you look at the play

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

Mark Emmert: "You pay them 10%?! What a ripoff!!"

Poor Welk, just minding his own business dropping some balls and boom, dead.

I'm not big on throwing shade at others pastimes, and I understand it's fully legal, I just don't understand how anyone can look at something that majestic in nature and be like, "I should kill that fucker"

"Actually, it's about ethics in journalism."

I picture you shoving the whole stick (stix?) in your mouth and chewing like a cow chewing cud. It's humorous.

I don't believe he was. Steadman may have been, and Flying Dog's website includes a quote from him about it ("Two inflammatory words...one wild drink. Nectar imprisoned in a bottle. Let it out. It is cruel to keep a wild animal locked up. Release it.") I think it's more a clumsy attempt to ape Thompson's general…