I don’t think you guys ever actually made the case that professional video game players have a comparable amount of sex with professional athletes. When seagul starts dating Kate Upton you let me know

If we know Brady likes his footballs at the dead minimum level (assumption 1), then it would be pretty risky for them to do their pregame ball preparation that Belichick knows will lower the ball pressure (assumption 2). Because any lowering of pressure would make a ball at the minimum pressure illegal.

I have no…

The NFL is putting a lot of effort into investigating the Patriots while making no mention of the Colts. I believe that is tantamount to saying the Colts' balls were inside the legal limit. It doesn't seem reasonable to assume the NFL would be going to these lengths if all of the balls in the game experienced the…

"This can explain why the Patriots footballs moved below 12.5 psi and the Colts footballs did not."

Do you think that is why the Patriot's footballs moved below 12.5 PSI? Despite your argument it still seems unlikely to me.

"balls lose 1.80-1.95 psi when simulating temperature and moisture conditions at Gillette last Sunday"

Why did this happen to the Patriots balls and not the Colts balls?

Let me make sure I have all these facts right:

1. An underinfalted football is easier to grip than a properly inflated football
2. The Patriots led the league in fumbles per carry and had the 3rd best fumbles per reception

Oh OK. So you believe Belichick's excuse that atmospheric pressure caused the balls to deflate?

So you can just get CFL team presidents on the phone to air your grievances? Canada sounds like a lovely place.

These guys can act like Super Paper Mario never happened, I don't give a flip.

Ben wa balls.

"The slide was not an actual mistake."

Seriously? Just because he made an interception doesn't mean everything he does after is correct. And sliding was definitely not correct. Sure, getting the INT and sliding is better than not getting the INT, but it's not better than getting the INT and returning it another 20…

Nowhere, but that doesn't really fit her narrative.

I feel like you are missing part of the story by not bringing up the end of the Mohammad South Park episode. In the episode the Muhammad depiction does nothing remotely offensive, yet is still completely censored by the network. Then at the end of the episode a depiction of Jesus comes out, and shits all over then…

Yea, but Squeak's a little bitch.

"This would be like, before there was the internet, telling everyone to come see you do your illegal activity."

No, this is like bragging about it afterwards. Which teens did do before the internet. The likes and favs of today are the high fives of yesterday.

Listen, if you didn't know you're bein' scammed, you're too fuckin' dumb to keep this job. If you did know, you were in on it. Either way, you're out.

I suppose. But if you considered all NFL QBs, Arena League QBs, CFL QBs, other professional leagues I'm not thinking of, and graduating college QBs who want to play professionally, I still think Culter qualifies as "great." He's in the top 5% of the field, but yea, .01% is probably pushing it.

Thank God, ReforMatt, where I go for all my Native American information.

There are thousands of people that would like to be. If every QB in the NFL died suddenly today, the rosters would be full tomorrow.

And Joe Flacco truly is elite.