Meanwhile, in a lonely roadside motel in New Mexico's sprawling desert, a still-despondent Billy Cundiff ties a bed-sheet noose around his neck, takes a stiff shot of no-name tequila, stands up on a rickety wooden chair and kicks the chair out from underneath him; his leg swings true. The chair falls to the floor, the…

Tell me more about how cool people should act please.

When he ended his post with "Shame on you."

I enjoy when my ability to comprehend what I'm reading gets me accused of playing semantic games by people who want to have read something else.

Litters are also acceptable.

Korey Stringer would argue that it is in fact Minnesota who has the worst fans.

LISTEN YOU SHITCAN. WHEN YOU'VE STARED STRAIGHT INTO THE EYES OF THE DEVIL, WHEN YOU'VE SEEN BRAVE MEN VALIANTLY FIGHT ACROSS ENEMIES LINES, WHEN YOU'VE BATTLED DISEASE, INSURRECTION, TREASON, LOSING CAPTAINS OF YOUR SQUAD, AND DIVING AT THE FEET OF YOUR ENEMIES... THEN YOU CAN TALK. — Greg Schiano

This bro's friend in the Chad Pennington jersey was only able to connect on three short punches, the fourth caused his shoulder to dislocate.

I agree with the fans—how dare the Braves sully a perfectly respectable Indian caricature with a message of tolerating minorities.

Oh, I see this is your first visit to a comments section on a racially charged piece of news from the deep South. Welcome.

I'm a Bills fan and I lived in Virginia for way too long, so I got tickets to the game against the Bills, that just so happened to be the game that Sean Taylor got killed before. So I stood the fuck up and shut my mouth during the moment of silence, because I am a human being. Redskin fans couldn't even do the same…

No the football team is shitty too.

The zombies in Baltimore are all on heroin. I would assume you would know that, because every single human on planet Earth's guide to Baltimore, The Wire, clearly doesn't show meth one time in five seasons. Screw up like that again and you're libel to get stabbed.

The only people who think the Bengals are the best team in the AFC North right now are sports' writers trying to show how smart and edgy they are by not picking a perennial favorite. I hate the Steelers but they have the better GM, the better quarterback and the better coach. They may be down, but hardly out. The…

What's the difference between Tiggers and Bengals?

You don't know what you're talking about.