Wow, an article about Taskmaster. What a delightful surprise! This is probably my favorite task:

Do you mean “a director tried to use a game to actually say something - multiple somethings, in fact - rather than retread common tropes like saving a princess/the world/etc.” 

Uh...what? The original was not “cartoony”. It was anime.

I saw this flick during its original theater run.

I was eleven.

Even at the age where anything with a video game property even tangentially attached to it made my heart race, I knew this thing was absolute shit—and I knew it walking out of the theater.

I still own a copy, just to remind myself that I didn’t actually…

This should help explain it.

As a Zen main, I find no greater joy than when I take down some cocky Genji or Tracer zeroing in on me with a well placed headshot. Counter-sniping Widow with a charged volley is a close second.

As someone that has almost 100 hours on Pharah, when that happens I’m pissed but type in my head “ns” or “wp”

Personally, my dopamine in OW is multi-headshotting with Zen’s right click on a distant target. tink-tink-tink-tink :-))))))))))))))))

hooking Pharah out of the sky > hooking Tracer

As Mei, I would regularly icicle Widowmakers and that was just so fun.

Think that feels good? Try hitting a Phara with a sleep dart!

And never use the aircon, even on hot summer days!

I literally scrolled looking to see if someone said this.  

Simone will always get a star.

and they both share a universe with Commander Keen...as Billy Blaze is B.J.’s grandson

“You’re not in the gay community, you’re in the creep community! Go celebrate creep pride and throw a little creep parade.”