I had an old lincoln towncar, and the fuel pump went out on it while it was parked on my driveway. Being rather cold out, I decided to jump the starter with the car in gear to inch it to the garage. This was working pretty well, with my burried in the engine compartment jumping the starter with a screwdriver. …

Saw someone drifting one of these, and I couldn't control my self... My arm lept from my side and went into an epic fit of fist pumping.

haha you beat me too it! If that isn't enough, you can always toss in some teeth jarringly stiff suspension!

Not to mention how hard they Fucked the used car market.

I always feel a little bad for the girls in the engineering field. Walking into the labs during finals/major projects, I'm always assaulted by the aroma of the stressed out engineering students who haven't left the lab in the last day and a half. Empty mountain dew bottles litter the tables as the future engineers…

I'd heart click you, ya know, if there was still hearts to click.

And nuke south america, lotta crime down there, and there is that whole North Korea missle thing going on, better nuke them too, not to mention Chinas beginning to build up arms, we've got plenty of spare nukes. Let's not forget about Russia, you just KNOW they're waiting for their moment to attack. Mexico, what…

That seems reasonable, but I have this tattoo that says "Mikey (builds beiges) lies"...

Only if it's more expensive than any comparable TV..

Not even garages...

Well, Ball_Hair was already taken...

In other words, it pretends to crawl.

Right? Apple quit packaging absolute garbage throw away headphone with their phones, and is not including comparable to average ear buds. NOT an exciting advancement.

Hallelujah!

Here comes the lawsuits!!

Tree + Come-Along = Sketchy unsafe engine hoist!

oops, hit a pedestrian, oops hit a motorist, oops clipped another car, uh oh oncoming......

One of my dogs favorite foods is poop. I'm pretty sure a little PET isn't going to hurt 'em.

beat me 2 it

Or, drive an old Honda.