I clicked through to their website and saw some "not beautiful" people. No fat people, though... cause that would be really freaky, right?

Is that Kanye?

They exhaustively considered all sorts of spellings before settling on that one

They just reconceptualized the spelling, Callie. They're progressive like that.

I've watched this movie more times than I care to admit just for the sheer awfulness of it. It completely misses the point of the original in so many ways including:

How and why was this made?

I was going to say, I'm pretty sure I just saw a "Mean Girls 2" listing while looking for something to watch yesterday. Fun as Mean Girls was, I don't really see a lot of sequel potential there. Not that that has ever stopped anyone from making a sequel.

There was a Mean Girls sequel. It was hilarious...ly bad.

Why is Boys randomly capitalized?

Yeah, I am not a Mitt person, either, but as I told my students the other day, stating "all Republicans are racist" or "all conservative SCOTUS justices are racist" is derogatory and completely inaccurate.

I don't see how that would be reliable. Are you claiming you have to be racist or homophobic to dislike Obama?

Nodding off and nodding out are not the same thing. I am a tired person and I often nod off on the bus. Not the same thing as nodding out. I hope this (clearly bright and lovely) girl is ok.

One of the best parts of getting to know my now husband was when we were living in the same apartment building but not the same apartment. We did all our cooking together, shopping, etc. but had our own spaces. I miss it sometimes.

I think this is pretty cool. I may be in the minority. I like having my own space. This may seem strange, but I like having my own room. I mean, it's been working so far.

There are such better options (at least for this burner)....

Oh all the fucking whining about "but if women take men's jobs and don't need marriage, what are men even for?" I dunno, maybe try being a good human being and see what happens?

You are supposed to say something self effacing like "But i have much better taste in partners' than she does" and then we'd be like "OH YOU."

Funny, then, that there is no real equivalent word in the popular lore for a man reducing a woman's femininity by simply being awesome in the world.

The Wife is better educated, more attractive, more popular, a better person, and soon to be making far more money than I, The Man.

And I'm ok with that. Because I can still kick her ass.

BROFIST