You know you have a problem when you refresh Jezebel a million times around 3 o'clock checking for midweek madness.

Driving through Afghanistan in an armoured vehicle. We'd eaten at a local meeting for lunch, and the food was prepared in the most unhygienic of conditions, but it was necessary to be polite so we ate up. By the time we were halfway home, the whole crew had the runs, but there was no way we were pulling over. We had…

And yet the fact that she managed to run an entire marathon suggests otherwise.

Not at my house!

Let's just focus on this part, shall we? She ATTEMPTED TO REPORT A CRIME and so they ran her ID and found an active warrant. Now that's incentive not to report a crime if I've ever heard one. Jesus fucking Christ.

I feel like this is PROOF that the tweezer people need to invent better tweezers. I have something in my chin right now that cannot be grasped. Worst.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYBODY!

Be Batman.

The real ultimate guide to dating really only needs one sentence: be yourself...the good the bad and the ugly...and if he doesnt dig it or if you are not feeling him, move on. That's it. That's all. No trying to be a specific something or pretending to be who you are not. No settling for an ass hat just to have a…

Somebody in Soviet Russia was trippin' some serious balls...

I hate that the fact I believe this so strongly, and for how unworldly and Anglo centric it makes me sound, but not flushing TP is just disgusting sounding- to say nothing of the public health hazard it creates. A fucking hole in the ground is more hygienic.

This is beautiful and absolutely terrifying. Something that tall would literally scare the shit out of me.

Can someone paste some Belieber reaction Tweets? I'm too Twignorant to figure out how to track them down.

why is "sweet bunny tat" the first thing that came to mind?

"I never made the decision to transition," says Arin, succinctly and poignantly. "I made the decision to be happy."

I believe the settled upon term is just "transgender." No harm done.

How are you defining "more woman"?

Really? The fact that Barneys serves high end clientele does not take away from the fact that this photo shoot is incredibly progressive and inclusive of a group of people who are constantly marginalized and the target of prejudice and assault.

The shoot looks gorgeous. I think it's interesting that the fashion industry has been seemingly welcoming to trans and otherwise gender queer models, while Hollywood has a much harder barrier to break through. The lovely and talented Lorraine Cox is an incredible exception, too often we see things like Jared Leto…