Bald-Babe
Bald Babe
Bald-Babe

Toronto.

proofreading: it pyas

bobes. teehee

WELP if this insults me as a girl with a camera and a fair bit of practical photography knowledge, I can only imagine how insulting this would be to someone who actually does what I do for fun for a living.

That whole uptalk thing is really big where I live and it drives me batshit. "I have to go the the bathroom?" "Hi?" "I want a new phone?" "Look at those new boots?"

So many of these comments are making me face palm

ohhh god this is unrelated but what the hell is going on with the comments, I do not like this.

you're my hero

I've always wanted to pose as a pro life christian zealot and get hired at one of these places and then secretly give people the proper information meanwhile my employer thinks I am demonizing abortions everywhere!

I don't have any jewish ancestry yet somehow I have a really large, pointy, super bony nose. a bunch of friends and I were doing a skit that involved taping up noses, and no amount of tape could keep mine up. I've always hated it, but I'm terrified of plastic surgery and really wish I could learn to accept it

I like that idea, thanks! I don't have too much of a problem, in fact it usually leads to flattery (oh but you seem so much older/more mature!) but sometimes you can just see people deflate when they find out how young you are...

What if you have the opposite problem? I'm 17 and I work at a grocery store and a lot of older guys hit on me and people ask me what I'm studying in university... and then it makes it awkward for me to be like "oh, I'm just a kid, I'm still in high school"

This article describes me with scary amounts of accuracy.

how is it that Katy Perry can be so rich and successful, yet she always has the worst dye jobs. it's really not hard to find a good stylist, and usually I don't care about stuff like this, but ugh the pink hair, and now in this mag her hair just looks like a brown chunk :/

I used to work at a grocery store too, and nine times out of ten, the assholes are the ones who are buying organic produce.

I'm not american, so I don't know if he's covered it, but I really hope Obama makes a big speech in the south about this

yeah I think it's the contrast of hair to skin :/

agreed. her hair is kind of a funny colour, but otherwise she looks fab

I just laughed out loud and scared my dog

since when is $1,195 a steal??