Oh man, I saw GWAR when they were playing a four band punk bill at the old WUST radio hall in D.C. that I was shooting. It was only their second show, so no one knew what to expect. One of them came up to me and said “that looks like a really nice camera.” “Why yes it is, thank you.” “In that case, when we’re on I…

About 9 or 10 years ago, I had traveled over five hours to see Nine Inch Nails in North Carolina. The air had been really hot and humid all day, so when the sun went down that night and the concert started, a thunderstorm whipped up and the most amazing lightning started cracking while Trent Reznor was shrieking with…

Most memorable concert also happens to be the only concert I’ve gone to.

I finally get in early and I don’t really have anything to share. :( Why are Pissing Contests so late now?

Well, I’m not serious as in I believe it but I’m definitely serious about it being an actualy crazy conspiracy theory! It involves Diana representing/being Diana the goddess of hunting and something about the Alma tunnel.. Here’s a link to one of these batshit docs but there are some that are less... creepily made?…

Great. Now I’m imagining Justin Bieber in lace “bike shorts” drinking from a baby bottle.

Almost ashamed at how badly I hoped this one was a gif. Totally ashamed at how long I stared at it, willing it to move.

He’s putting on his shoes so he can bring you one directly.

Seriously I've been ready to go to Pound Town on that dude since Disturbia. Maybe even the last season of Even Stevens.

Me too. Never forget...

There is not a single instance on this planet where I would not have sex with Shia, and I don’t care what that says about me because he is a gd dime piece and makes me feel weird things in my bathing suit area.

Ben & Jerry's release an ice cream burrito on 4-20.

You then realized it wasn’t Shailene Woodley when there wasn’t a stream of pretentious bullshit coming out of her mouth.

If they insist on a re-make, at least get Curry for the Criminologist.

It’s true you can’t win. I have been a confident, bold, assertive woman since I was very very young. It always baffled me growing up (and contributed a lot to my depression) that not only children but adults dots like me...when I was 12, a youth pastor told me it was his personal goal to help me “change” my…

1) I used to work at a place where we had one regular who would order his toast completely burned through, like charcoal. He'd specify that he wanted it "so burned it is probably a carcinogen"

I never thought the internet would force me to be #TeamPeriodStain, but here we are.

Stabbing someone at a diner is the equivalent of breaking a bottle of champagne across the bow of a ship. You're not properly open for business until bloods been shed. #Jerseystrong

Parents always know because we're secretly Googling while you're not looking.