May I introduce you to a little website called glamguns.com?

My roommates best friend goes for a mani/pedi every month, and every month gets a different color on his toes. And he's as big, burly and bearded as any guy. I think right now he's rocking neon orange glitter.

Hmm. I'm pretty sure Craigslist has an ad for a stripping Maid so...yay?

It might be the drugs talking (yay back surgery!) but this made me cry. This is just so sweet and they are a BEAUTIFUL couple.

Candy fetus necklace?

I'm sorry, but are you serious?!? As someone who works in retail, this comment makes me want to cry. I will BEND OVER BACKWARDS for a customer who is nice. But as soon as you start yelling or cursing. I shut the fuck down. You get nothing. How would you like it if someone yelled at you at your job? Saying that just…

She was in a car accident and it caused her to need facial reconstruction.

It's sad that I know this, but Isis is working for American Apparel.

I don't mean to be that girl, but who the FUCK is nominating Chris Brown ANYTHING? That's some bullshit.

I have been on bed rest for back problems all week, and on oxy. Your comment has me laughing SO HARD that I think I re-broke myself. Totally worth it!!

You would disown your child if he/she wanted to know more about a sperm donor? Wow, that seems overly harsh and totally unfair to your child. Knowing where one comes from is a BIG deal, especially for kids who are in donor and adoption cases. Denying that desire seems cruel to me.

I took MDMA once, on a really bad depression day. It was one of those 'I hate my life I should die' kind of days. The MDMA did help. I wasn't crazy or overly happy or anything. More like evened me out, if that makes any sense.

Yes! That's the best word for it. It makes me wish I was a club kid, even though in reality it was probably awful. I actually infuse club kid styles into my daily life because of that movie.

Me too! It's the only movie in my Netflix queue. it's easily Seth Green's best work.

I'm going to have to send her my all time favorite graffiti ever. Electric Factory, in Philly. Beautiful handwritting says 'Today could be your last'. It's been 5+ years and that STILL has stuck with me to this day.

That was...more of a ballad than I'd expected. it was just much slower, less dance-y than I guess I'd anticipated.

Sadly, that's not always true. I was out this past weekend with TWO guy friends and still got harassed. Apparently wearing a black tshirt and jeans, surrounded by guys in flannel and covered in tattoos isn't enough to stop someone from telling me I have 'beautiful titties'.

I don't care about the Palin's. Didn't ANYONE notice how hot Ryder Strong still is? Like god damnit, I'm 13 all over again and in love.

I had a male babysitter when I was a child. He was great! This was probably 10-15 years ago, but I still remember going to the Baltimore aquarium with him in the summer. it's a totally different experience than girls, I'm pretty sure I was super pissed when he left (probably for school?) and was replaced by a high…

Agreed!!