a fashion brand for “badass women,”

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

Anyone else ask themselves “Exactly how many kids does Bristol Palin have now!?” And click link just to see? Who can keep track?

I played a song for my teenage daughter (something Pearl Jam I think), and she commented, “ that’s really old, like from the 1900s”. I started to correct her but then just accepted that it wasn’t really wrong. I guess I am a 1900s man.

Canada had its revenge:

In 2006, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad allowed women to attend soccer matches in big stadiums so long as they sat in a separate section, but the ban was promptly reinstated by Iranian clerics.

I hope the tattoo was a snake. On a plane.

It's clearly an allegory of our own world. The Noble Houses = The One Per Cent. Winter is Coming = Climate Change. The Khaleesi & her Dragons = a simmering Third World revolution. Tyrion = Those of us in the First World who worry about the situation, but have hardly any power to do anything about it.

Implied sex is the best. Who needs PornHub.

Beware the Idiots of March

Isn't K'naan Somali-Canadian? Why yes, yes he is. Rexdale represent!

I was a strong cyclist in my 30s when I got testicular cancer in 1998. Armstrong was already a semi-hero to me, but after we corresponded about cancer and recovery, he became such an inspiration that I traveled to Paris to watch him win his second and third Tours de France.

I don't know, I'm kinda over her. I don't dislike her or anything, but her charming and sweet personality has overstayed it's welcome. When I heard she was stunning again at the Oscars, I was like, really? That had to have been fake. People have accused her of, I guess you could say, "exaggerating her stunningness"…

Dear Michael Sam and other gay players,

I love how this fool is all about "MORALITY IN THE NFL."

But isn't addressing all of the other problems in the NFL. But here, let me allow Dale Hansen to address this for me.

Honestly, I hope Brewer signs it. I hope she signs it and it gets challenged all the way to the Supreme Court. I hope Arizona loses millions if not billions in tax dollars and business revenue and tourist income. I hope the Supreme Court strikes this down on the basis of equal protection, which then sets the precedent…

One great thing about being an adult is that teens are very unattractive to me. GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK TYLER.

I swear Dvora is one of the best, if not THE best, guest writer Deadspin has. I don't give a shit about gymnastics or ice skating but DAMN if all her articles don't just completely suck me in and help teach me to appreciate the sports a lot more. Nowadays I look forward to articles from her because I know they are…

He shall be The Stallion Who Mounts the World!