Bakeroo
Bakeroo
Bakeroo

I have high hopes for this one.

I voted for Assassin's Creed II. I can't remember when a game grabbed me like that, and how I simultaneously anticipated and dreaded finishing the game.

@Andrew Testerman: I think that cover and regenerating health are probably the main paradigm shift in shooty-type games.

Really, I think that the optimal cover is the European graphic combined with the American character set. I prefer the "cleaner" font myself.

Team Conan all the way.

I suppose this is why those things always blew up so easily.

By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings!

Here in America we have favorites, not favourites.

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!

However, plasmid usage is still strictly prohibited.

Stop sippin' that Haterade, Owen.

@Bakeroo: I see they're also recommending flannel-lined cargo pants for the militiaman outfit. Flannel-lined pants in fucking Brazil?

Or I could put on a pair of gloves and wear my watch on the inside of my wrist, and be Roach or Ramirez.

Really, Fahey? Of all the wacky stuff you encounter in this zany world, you reserve your disdain for one of the funnest shows on television?

Let's all put on our Kitchener mustaches and give the Hun what for!

Really? It's come to this? All I ever needed to know about talking to women, I learned from Mass Effect.

The Saboteur: Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!