Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

Re: Tropicana Field

But when will Elan Sleazebaggano return?

War Damn Eagle, Rod. War Damn Eagle.

The real benefit of eating lunch at 11 am is that it makes the whole process much more efficient and faster. If I go to lunch and get there at 11 or shortly thereafter, there’s no lunch traffic to fight on the drive, there’s no line to be seated, there’s no delay in getting my soda/food/bill, then there’s not much…

When Tiger Woods won last month at Augusta, all the talking heads were saying it was the “greatest comeback in the history of sports”. The first I thought of was Niki. It will be a very long time if ever before we see someone go from last rights to the grid in six weeks to World Champion in a year.  Heroic stuff.

Sounds exactly how I would expect a Niki Lauda encounter to go.

That’s why his personality was worth $4,999,999 dollars. He told it the way he saw it an never saw himself as wrong. Try being the Boeing engineer who wanted him to believe that pilot error crashed his 767. He forced them to eat their words. It’s what he did. Great story by the way. 

Proper F, lads.

Cristiano is reportedly asking about “That Lue guy” that “worked for” LeBron.

Because Eddy Curry once showed up to camp weighing somewhere between 350-400lbs after getting a MASSIVE (no pun intended) contract from the Knicks.

Why do we still use Eddy Curry when Anthony Bennett is by far a better example?

So the pro-lifers will demand the death penalty for the killing of an “unborn child”, right? They’ll also ban guns as a surgical instrument used in abortions, right?

“The White House” is just what Tim Thomas calls the shed where he keeps his survival rations.

“Well done steak” actually means “hour old Whopper” in White House parlance.

In related news, Tim Thomas will be making his 11th trip to the White House this year, stating that “one more punch on my visitors card and I get a free well done steak”

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

All these images of Trump waddling around the White House, hosting these weird old man burger parties and whatnot feel very Lynchian. Like, not quite something out of a nightmare, but a dream that’s surreal enough to make you feel uneasy when you wake up.