I’m fascinated by the marketing of this film.

No, I did not. The Endgame time travel to Vormir references Infinity War but does not directly interact with what happened there in the way the other time travels do.

I’ve really enjoyed the Marvel movies! But give me a movie about the Marvel characters, and not a movie about the ending of certain movies about the Marvel characters, know what I mean?

Chris, it is my civic duty to share this with all my friends who have annoyingly and smugly camped out for Endgame tickets to remind them that their little universe of entertainment is a sham.

First off

Counterpoint:

Yes, it’s an unusual injury from a cross-check. But if a cross-check results in a serious injury, the player who committed the violation needs to be ejected. That’s the chance a player takes when he puts another player in peril by committing a penalty.

Bitch, one of your own investigated your rotting pumpkin. And along the way, he indicted three dozen people, including the President’s campaign manager, personal lawyer, national security adviser, several other close aides and advisers, and a whole bunch of other people.

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

Time to start issuing subpoenas.

Someone on Twitter called her David Duke’s maid and that’s how I’m referring to her from now on.

Yeah a giant auto-play video is obnoxious. But I digress.

This is why, the older I’ve gotten, the more I try to avoid confrontational situations with strangers. Even when what the other person does couldn’t be more inappropriate and assholish.

“JaVale McGee shows signs of having had his brain scrambled by an egg mixer.”

Man, my boss pulls that shit and it’s not worth it for even our (pretty good) salaries. Then again, we’re only getting paid in dollars, not an invaluable Michigan State education and the privilege of being a College Athlete. 

Pretty sure it would be the food doing the asshole ripping in that scenario.

Thanks for calling my grandmother famous.

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.