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Artie Moreno just dropping his wallet on the table like

This same guy who was whining due to lag also immediately donated a solid 2k to an old acquaintance of his after finding out she had stage 4 cancer (something she had only just found out herself). The attention he gave her ended up in the rest of her hospital bills being paid off in full with change to spare because

Damn man, a hole in the elbow for complaining about lag? The universe is really dialing up the karmatic justice these days.

The really dumb question: Why does she even need a degree? What could it possibly do for her? Why would her parents pay 500k to get her into a good school when they could put that same money toward ... idk, launching a clothing line or acting classes or some other kind of self promotion more in line with this woman’s

“And don’t get me started on the Browns. They would have made the playoffs if they just threw it to Webster Slaughter more often.”

I swear to God, I read this headline as “Football Genius Chuck Grassley: The Cowboys Threw It To Dez Bryant Too Much Last Season” and it still made just as much sense to me.

Casserly later apologized, saying he was working off of Stephen A Smith’s notes.

This hasn’t been this dude’s natural hair color since the Truman Administration.

Speaking of hard, how long did it take Zizou to squeeze into those jeans?

Did you even read this article or what she said? She wants a more diverse and inclusive pool of critics and to you that’s a “ Regressive Leftist attitude” in caps for some reason?

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

To be fair, that’s io9's review of everything.

You’ve dodged those Top Gun spoilers for a long time.

It sounds like about what I expected from the previews - generic, clunky, and with an iffy performance from a miscast lead. The only real surprise is they actually had a fight scene to “Just a Girl,” which is about as cheesy as you can get.

Tell them armed men were holding you at gunpoint! - Ryan Lochte

“Witch hunt! No Trasnfusion!!!”

Tell them you ate a tainted steak!

“Turtle Blood and Caterpillar Fungus”

Tell them it was your evil twin! - Tyler Hamilton

“Blood doping? No, it’s cool, this is heroin.”