"All I talk is money."

The Bush Administration:

I'm always amazed when someone thinks the Bush Administration successfully pulled off one of the largest and most high profile, publicly visible conspiracies in the history of human civilization and then managed to keep it a secret.

It's an escalator, stupid. You don't need to run up it.

Puig is a great player, no doubt. But all evidence points to him being an immature shithead who just can't seem to follow the team rules or the laws of our society. That's why he gets the attention, and deservedly so.

Last week, former teammates Thurman Thomas, Bruce Smith, and Andre Reed visited Kelly in his home after the news of the recurrence was announced.

That is one of the most heartbreakingly beautiful pictures I have ever seen. If asked to define "love", I might reply with this picture. Jim, just think about it this way: Cancer is the New York Jets. Now go kick Cancer's ass. I'll take Jim Kelly, -3.5.

All good thoughts his way, along with a donation to the American Cancer Society in his honor. Here's hoping cancer is wearing a Dolphins jersey so Kelly will have a good chance of kicking its ass.

Fuck cancer.

Sickening, that photo from him and his daughter a few days ago was so heart breaking. So sad, cancer sucks.

Called up the homebears and I'm askin y'all
Which zoo are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Dancin' bearz everyway like Nae Nae

No, but Steve Francis is a real life Tyrone Biggums.

I'm not sure PopnLoads knows how Deadspin works

Is this the Chappelle Show season 2?

Ich bin ein Mercerian.

What position do you play on your lacrosse team?

You sure are edgy, though.

Right, you're Buzz Killington.

Looks like Belle Knox isn't the only choke artist at Duke.