You're forgetting the time Cheryl Miller got him to crack up by throwing him on her shoulders and spinning around like a helicopter.

Well, they couldn't really say Jezebel Feminists, now could they? I mean this is Gawker.

No, change Twitter feminists to JEZEBEL feminists.

No doubt hard at work thinking up ways to block his baby teeth from transferring out of his mouth even though he doesn't need them anymore

Meanwhile, Larry Eustachy's grandson

Dear Chuckles,

@RSherman_25 let me know when you see four dicks in an hour.

In 2014 he will be a PAX on Chicago!

Oh please, watch me play the world's smallest violin.

Oh, stop trying to make this some kind of weird racial thing. SI is just pointing out that he's a scrappy gym rat whose passion for the game, first-in-the-building-last-out-at-night dedication, and basketball smarts help him succeed even when surrounded by players with greater physical ability. His also being white is…

At least they're not comparing him to this guy:

Meanwhile in the US.

... Lets go back upstairs to Ernie.

Excellent perspective.

Looks like the moral of the story just went way over your head. Five hours ago.

Yep, if you're a white male who happens to be straight, you're cis male scum. Welcome to Kotaku, enjoy your stay.

Isn't that the sort of generalisation that this site is exposing?

I dunno, I completely swore off of MP gaming with voice chat about ten years ago because of the rampant idiots running around screaming the most offensive things imaginable. I don't imagine it's gotten any better in that time.

So now we live in a world where it's OK to be an asshole because if your douchebaggery is a problem for someone, they're just being overly sensitive?

Meh, the previous minimum wage increase didn't result in increased inflation or unemployment. Sure, at some point that will no longer hold true if you raise them too high or too fast, but that point isn't say ... $10.