LINDY RUFF: God damnit. God fucking damnit, guys.

Rob Parker: "Now THAT is a cornball brother!"

'Martin Brodeur asks out of New Jersey'

But no shin splints!

Can we reinstate the old Kinja comment format?

Such bullshit. And nearly identical to a problem I'm having at my job, where I maintain that I'm the Assistant Manager, but the grumpy old boss insists that I'm actually someone he's never seen before, and security insists that I leave the premises of Sam's Club immediately.

Is there a reason Deadspin is trying to make this "Harbaugh is on the outs in San Francisco" story a thing? The guy is annoying as shit but he wins and that's all anyone cares about. He's not going anywhere.

That headline is a bit misleading and really it's fairly common to see stuff like this in Greece. See, that Greek coach, Anastasiou, actually ordered the drink and charged it to the National Team's account. Greece in turn had to take out a loan from France just to afford the soda, while the French, who, in fact, did…

He was quickly bounced from the diving board.

Yoko Ono?

I knew he was working out for a reason.

Serious comment: Iverson was an incredible basketball player. Lots of people hate the guy for lots of raisins, but he was motherfucking electric. Belongs in the hall of awesome.

"Pardue squared up to him...and laid the butt on him."

CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING.

You got me excited till I saw the word "mobile"

who's Kerry Rhodes?

How far can you punt a football?

Isn't there already a Boshman in the Marvel Universe?

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