Arrogant prick cheats and lies his way to the top, acts like an arrogant prick while on top, and continues to act like an arrogant prick in the aftermath. THE END.

Didn't see Golden Grahams in the top 10 and stopped reading. GRAPE NUTS MY ASS

@DingoBoner G'day, you guys...

A side note on that side note. I don't get why all these seemingly intelligent writers give play-by-play updates on Twitter. Wouldn't I just be using a gamecaster if I wanted that info? Meh, just some venting. Have had to unfollow many otherwise good Tweeters because of this nonsense.

(right after photo was taken) "PUTIN RALLY!" (slams shot of vodka, continues wasting Russia's money)

Ahhh Jeets Jeets God damn!!

I blame Tupac.

So he shouldn't have been asked about the most talked about moment of the weekend? Interesting...

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!

Yeah. I can't believe that Patriots' fans are the first ones to take something good for granted, either. The nerve of those people.

This. Thought the same thing the second I saw her eyes and that grin. That, and I used to own one...

I know he was saying Boo-urns...

TROLL TIDE!

(sees someone has already made an electric chair joke)

I'm Jon Burgundy...?

"I'm no doctor, but that just doesn't look right." - Mr. Pibb

Yeah. Engaging in a social place can be tricky business. Unless that public place is a rooftop on the USC campus.

Whatever. At least we can spell "moran" correctly.