Nobody expects the Spanish Indigestion!

When Littlefoot's mother died? I HAD TO BE REMOVED FROM THE THEATER BECAUSE I LOST MY SHIT. My mom, legit, had to take me out to the lobby while my dad stayed with my sister to calm my ass down because I had a full-on sobbing breakdown. Granted, I have some other issues in my young life that made this scene pretty…

That Bronco isn't worth $25k even if it comes with a pair of large bloody gloves and a used kitchen knife.

Stupid quitter! - An excerpt from Lacrosse Sticks and Acrostics

Because I was 26.

At least I now have a silver lining to carrying those medieval torture devices called "bags of water softener salt" down the basement stairs. Easy grip handle my ass.

Anybody around these parts ever heard of The Quiet Earth?

LOL, good one!

Ohm my God, you liar.

You're telling us that you looked at that graph and thought "something's up here, that looks pretty flat to me"?

Well it would be a wet dong.

I LIVE IN A SHUTTLE DOWN BY THE RIVER!

"Post squid-sexy-time, lady squids lay long egg masses."

That's not the Chavez Ravine we're thinking of.

Beautiful and brutal.

Based on this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_b…

That's a BINGO!!

"Christoph Waltz searches..."

4 days paid leave isnt a punishment, thats a vacation. He got off on making a woman doing a demeaning thing, and got a vacation after it...