Is it just me, or does Farrah always look like a shell of a person? I mean, even if she had never opened her mouth and said stupid things, she just looks like she's hollow inside, no synapses firing.
Can I just say this? Things are pretty fantastic right now.
Maybe it coincides with Cyndi's birthday (she looks AMAZING for 60, and was the total inspiration for my 11-year-old Halloween costume).
But, I recently accepted an offer for a job that will all but launch my dream career. There have been some hiccups, but I…
I read the title of this as "Baby MAMAS Twitch in Their Sleep Because They're Learning Cute Moves." Confusion ensued. I probably should have had more coffee this morning.
One of my good friends just got a rescue greyhound. She sent me pictures last night - he's ADORABLE! Definitely interested in the rescue route, though. I have a few friends that do really great work with some really great organizations, and when I feel the time is right, I'll be contacting them to start the whole…
Ok, totally going on a self-centered monologue (?? I think) here:
P.S. I've got a friend that is SUPER into boxer/pittie rescuse in Minneapolis. If it EVER works out for me that I could adopt one of these, I totally would. But yet, boxers & ESPECIALLY pits are totally misunderstood. I hold fast to the belief that there are no bad dogs, just bad owners.
Petey was the best dog ever. Ever.
OMG, I've been wanting to adopt/rescue for YEARS. My life/apartment has just not allowed for it.
I'd be willing to take Claritin each and EVERY day (I suffer almost no bad side effects) to take in a rescue dog. I'd prefer a smaller breed, but I am now moving to a place where I'll have a PATIO and a YARD and some…
Sweet baby JESUS, yes! My family is SUPER cool in that none of them are putting any pressure on me whatsoever to have children (I suspect that would be different if I were married), but I still have that nagging voice in the back of my head: "You're 32. You *just* landed a job that will mark the beginning of your…
Slow clap to you - nailed it!
All I can think of is being one of the attorneys representing her, and just wanting to slink further and further into my seat with each statement made on record, and just keep slinking until I was out of that conference room. I would never be able to sit there straight-faced. I'd want to be giving her the "What did…
"[N]o one makes a fuss" is precisely the FUCKING PROBLEM. I know I'm a little more sensitive to these issues because I work in the DV field, but domestic violence is a big effing deal, and it IS everyone's problem. I could go on and on, because there are plenty of studies out there, but children that witness abuse…
Pretty much this. In college, I thought I didn't "like" it. I was in college during PRIME Back Street Boys/N*Sync/AFO/whatever time. I believed I was supposed to like nearly-hairless men.
Um, post college? Dating guys that actually interest me outside of what I'm "supposed" to like? Yes. Yes yes yes. Chest hair,…
Girl, you are ridiculously hilarious!!! LOVED every second of this. Loved. We should hang - I swear I won't make you drink any of that shizz!
This is horrifyingly accurate.
I'm an attorney, and I've had parents call me on their child's behalf. I currently practice primarily family law, so it's not like this is a 15 year old that got a hefty traffic ticket. These are full-blown adults that at one point thought they were adult enough to either get married, have children, or both, but…
I currently practice in a pretty rural area of my state, and I was told early on that there is one particular judge that barely takes female attorneys seriously, particularly in pants. In fact, this woman told me it would be in my "best interest" to wear only dresses & blazers or skirt suits in his courtroom.