Nice and subtle. Now where’s my PipBoy?

Did you really miss the joke? Wow...

Agreed! I want to see which writer came in last!!!

I’m not debating people who made poor decisions. You’re missing my point and making a lot of assumptions. That is all. Be well.

The problem with your argument is the assumption that the person has made poor financial decisions to put them in that place. That’s a heck of a way to view everyone...

The only beach car with wicker seats! Fiat Jolly

You had me until you started “... your stupid kid” and questioning parenting skills. Breathe, make your point, and don’t attack someone with such vitriol over their opinion. What happened to a civilized discussion?! If you have to resort to name calling and profanity you’re doing it wrong.

Wait, wait. Is this a Subaru that is actually attractive? *Wipes eyes Oh, the brown/white interior brings me back to reality.

Kudos. This article has elevated the status of your personal work and Jalopnik again. I’m sure you’re proud of this. You should be.

I’m not sure how to send a PM via Kinja, so here we go. I would be happy to review your CV and keep it on file. I’m a marine biologist who started off narrating whale watch tours so I understand the seasonal struggles. Now, I have a full-time year round position with an organization that cannot be much bigger…

Dear God, I have to use that line somewhere... brilliant!

I don’t know anyone personally who only keeps a new car for 3-4 years. In your scenario, you are correct, but I would also call that person dumb. Just don’t say “Many, if not most...”; again, it depends on the scenario.

We did have our transmission replaced under warranty. I wouldn’t go as far as say “beware”, as researching the issue it appears they fixed the issue. on new models.

Here is most likely the reason why he sold them.

This was my first car in blue and thankfully a stick. It was slow back then but thankfully not bad to drive. The auto alone makes this a CP at that price.

Please stop about how matchmaking with raids wouldn’t work. Other games have implemented matchmaking searches so you have an idea of who you’re looking for and paired with. I gave up on Destiny because every time I finally managed to join a raid, because I wasn’t educated on how to do it, people got super pissed.…

My goodness, he is looking more like Bruce Vilanch every day. I need to see Ice Pirates again...

I’m sorry, but to me this just looked like an old gentlemen, with a little bit of dementia, scared out of his mind. Honestly, I felt sad. Look at the guys face, he’s terrified and confused.

No offense, but you have not worked on the ocean if you believe that.

It kills me to say CP, but is is necessary given the lack of documentation and weird description. Also, I have a weird fascination and desire for that exact body style. I want one!