“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

Unfortuntely Andy Reid wasted all of them

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

If this wasn’t holding then holding doesn’t exist. He grabbed him around the neck and forced him to the ground just a couple of feet from a sure sack...

“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

I’ve started using my credit card for everything for a few reasons.

“God, if only his name was Matt.”

Second Teixeira to be put down mercifully by the Yankees

If your shiftier needs an instructional video...

Kessssssssssssseeeeeell!

Theremin.

This is going to hurt but that design you spent three years working on is dumb. I know it sucks when you have something you think is awesome and some one shits all over it but this is one of those times.

Seems to me three points would have won the game.

Pictured: Jerry Jones in the Dallas Cowboys’ draft war room.

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

Take them to school, dipshit.

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