Haha yeah, right. They would throw away the tape and fire her so fast the instant she went off official NewsCorp script.

Nope, there is no federal labor regulation on lunch breaks. It’s up to your state.

Buy California olive oil (there is a particular brand that I buy, but I cant think of it right now). Cheap shit that is imported is almost always fake, but the FDA doesn’t play around with things made here in the US. You’re getting olive oil. You can pour a bit out and compare it to the store brand/Bertolli shit and…

Yeah it's the theramin

I think its so self centered to put shit like this on Twitter. If you know him just give him a call or something, don't post your self serving bullshit for everyone to see.

It’s unfortunate that I couldn’t find the original article, only a copy/paste on some smarmy DUI lawyer’s web site, but this is a good read and everyone should seriously consider how absurd our current treatment of DUI cases is.

Literally all of them are like this, except Mike Holmes. Every time I watch this or that annoying couple from California that flip houses I want to scream. Really? You renovated an entire house in two weeks for $50k? Sure.

Maybe he can go to the Spurs and then we can truly have the greek gods of basketball. Old bearded dudes dunking on the poor mortals for all eternity.

Harden the fuck up.

Almost certainly out of my price range. Here’s hoping we hear something about the Mazdaspeed 3 AWD

Oher being represented by a DVD case of The Blind Side is amazing.

The listing says the canvas is 40x50. If I went somewhere to pick up a couch and the dude was like “OH AND HERES A GIGANTIC PIC OF A DICK FOR FREE” I’d probably be like “nah”

god damn

I misread this and thought he slid his actual dick under the door. It was a very confusing minute

Mass Effect 2

Lol

*looks around*

This is pedantic. Linux users are a fraction of computer users. Linux users still using Grub are a fraction of that fraction. Linux users using grub with boot passwords enabled are a fraction of that fraction of the original fraction.

You really need to put university in quotation marks when referring to Liberty “University”

Or just everyone who participates in gentrification