Also it only works in 8% of people! And if you’re one of those 8% you’ll have an average of 0.5 more sexual “events” per month!

Most auctions like this are actually you bidding on the property with the mortgage. So you bid $100, win, and get a house with a $250k remaining mortgage.

Religion of peace

I’ll be happy with winning seasons for a few years, it’s such a change from the McGee/Fran days

FOOTBAW

I'm disappointed in the lack of GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO

I own a Texas A&M Manziel jersey. When he was drafted I was kinda hoping the Texans would take him, because hey, they needed a quarterback.

They were impersonating police officers in the same way that your mother’s favorite stripper does

I need to give this show another chance

I have to imagine this is pretty common except that other teams provide the services for free and then write off the market value as a charitable contribution.

Looking forward to many more redzone interceptions

This entire article should have just been the butt fumble gif repeated like 20 times.

Am I the only one who thinks its a little fucked up that he shot an unarmed man?

They assert the petitioners do not seek to exercise the right to marry but rather a new and nonexistent “right to same-sex mar- riage.” … Loving did not ask about a “right to inter- racial marriage”; Turner did not ask about a “right of inmates to marry”; and Zablocki did not ask about a “right of fathers with unpaid…

It’s really going to suck in 10/20/however many years when the new pope basically rolls all this stuff back. Maybe we’ll get another dead pope trial

It’s ridiculously dangerous to do that but what the fuck are you doing on a known race course?

How are they even legally allowed to withhold a transcript?

You're tackling the real problems.

Every time the batter stops to adjust his gloves he should be fired. Preferably out of a cannon.