There's no joke here. Just remember that Ray Lewis likely murdered people and got away with it.

*ignores decades of double blind studies about creatine*

Israel is literally a facist state and basically have become the Nazis of the 21st century, but keep on supporting terrorism because at least they are friendly terrorists.

What would the league do if a meteor struck the Combine and just killed everyone? Would there just be no draft this year, or would we see a bunch of terrible college athletes and free agents get drafted?

I fear not enough people will get this reference.

Nice

Wow 60 whole years. And it's a recognized AKC breed, right? Right?

Labradoodle is not a fucking breed. This designer dog shit needs to stop.

I'm going to hell.

Laundry. I'm a grown ass man and I still throw everything I own into one humongoid load and then just throw it somewhere (usually my bed) after it has dried. Fuck folding and hanging that shit, it's just gonna be dirty again in a week.

Also everyone who picked the Cowboys

What is this, 2005? The joke would have been funnier if you would have said Adele.

Kill yourself.

Oh I'm not disagreeing here, you have to have a tie breaker, but I just hate using the BCS ranking system as a fall back tiebreaker because fuck the BCS.

To be completely fair, the 2010 Big 12 Championship was played between two teams that Texas A&M had beaten that year. I honestly don't remember for sure, but I think the non-conference games were the deciding factor in who went to the championship. Yay BCS

This offensive strategy soon to be adopted by Roethlisberger.

No 30 length fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I'm honestly a little surprised he kept his phone number the same since quite a few of us here in Aggieland have hung out with the guy. Dude liked to party (this explains his last season here)