My Metapod just used Harden...if you catch my drift.

When a comedian is performing, everyone is a potential target. If you're extremely sensitive about something, don't walk into their crosshairs. If the person in question was extremely fat, he probably would've blasted them for it. If you're seeing this person outside of that scenario (you're not a comedian on stage…

Chicken thigh.

Dude...did you just suggest they trade R2 for Shmi? Yes, Qui Gon should've found something to trade for her, but R2-D2?? Do you realize how many times R2 has saved EVERYBODY? Sure, maybeeee Anakin wouldn't have turned into Darth Vader, maybe, but R2 is probably the biggest hero in the SW universe. I wouldn't trade R2…

Meh, new levels and powerups in one game aren't enough to justify a $350 console purchase when I can play 90% of the games available on my 3ds. The only game I feel a little left out on is wind waker, but I've got the new link to the past coming out soon to scratch my Zelda itch, and if I really want to play an almost…

Yup, that's pretty much it. Customer has nothing to lose calling in and bitching about you, but your job's on the line. It's not worth arguing about, just smile, apologize, move on. Chill out lady, that's why you got yourself fired.

Oooh Legion, good call, that one definitely got the feels going. He said "I" instead of "we"! ME3, you hurt so good

True that. Been a while since I played it.

Mass Effect 3, your final mission with Mordin.

Yeah, it's a little harshly put, but I pretty much agree with you. Not that PHATDOG or whatever was right but...it's the Internet. I'm not a girl, but I've still gotten plenty of "raped your ass!", "Fuck you faggot noob!" messages, both text and voice. It's not particularly uplifting, but I delete, report, block and…

I about spit out my coffee when I saw this. Fucking hilarious dude

Well, I can play pretty much every wii u game on my 3DS, so I don't see the incentive at all. It would take a new console Metroid, Zelda, and the new SSB has to be pretty sick.

Agreed. It has nothing to do with attractiveness (I find some girls with a little extra just as attractive as some really thin girls; that's a matter of personal preference with a lot of other factors contributing), but I wouldn't expect Batman or Green Arrow to look chunky OR too skinny. They should be at the peak of…

Lmao, win.

No problem. And yeah, replacing crap drinks (soda, beer, sugary coffee and juices) with water or even flavored water makes a world of difference. Boosts energy by staying hydrated and cuts back a ton of unnecessary calories.

For reals. People love boning after the new year, it seems.

Avengers Time! That is algebraic to the max, awesome work.

I would certainly agree with that: fat people (or anybody that has ever been picked on, for that matter) definitely don't need to hear about how fat they are all the time. Unfortunately, there are a lot of people who don't really give a shit about others' feelings and call 'em like they see 'em. But whenever you put…

Uhh did you just say "You can't stop being fat"? Dude, I majored in exercise science, I'm no expert but it's kind of my thing. I used to be overweight, not obese but a little overweight nonetheless, and I made a commitment and started watching my diet and exercising regularly. Even people with metabolic or glandular…

Having a couple extra hundred pounds of fat to lose doesn't magically appear overnight either. The guy compared himself to a couch humorously, I think he knows he's fat. Why are you taking such offense to this? Seems like someone struck a nerve...