I will say this: as the motorsports editor for Jalopnik, I get a special kick out of sending any “OMG YOU’RE SO WRONG BECAUSE YOU’RE A WOMAN” type comments back into the grey. Even if all your facts are right (and I’ve found that “I know every tiny stat going back to the start of NASCAR, you stupid bitch” is a thing…

I’m a strong advocate for burning every things down.

“Yeah, well, I have a coke habit to support, and that’s a lot more expensive.”

What if we treated white men like this just for, like, an hour a year? So they know what it’s like.

Racists (and in this example, sexists) are everywhere.

It’s The Boston Herald. This is what they do. And it isn’t ‘journalism’.

This woman is the worst. To me this is the equivalent of leaving milk or orange juice in the fridge when there's not enough left for even half a serving, let alone a full one. Except it's worse because these are her water bottles as opposed to the house's water bottles so no one is going to come along, drink that…

If you can afford to buy a pack of bottled water you can afford a 20 dollar brita pitcher.

You can't afford to go buy a Brita pitcher or something, but you can afford to buy bottled water? That doesn't make sense.

I know water is water, but Dasani is the worst water.

Plastic bottles above room temperature release carcinogens. Poor doge :[

Hey Crystal,

wow

I worked at Applebee's for almost three years in my hometown of about 22,000 people. I was working full time as a hostess and the to-go server, and was also working full time in our local junior high school in a classroom for troubled kids. I'd get to the school at 7:00 in the morning, work until 3:30, go home, change…

literally working here is 80% either getting told that you care too much or too little about the kardashians so there's just no way i'm gonna try to apply any more effort to the matter

Allison could just as easily gone by "Al" though. Or "Sonny."

Failed Supernatural cosplay.

I think the larger question is how will he balance career and family?

Please star this comment if you think it's actually fucking adorable that one of Ted Cruz's daughter's first sentence was "I like butter."