I like eggs in almost every way, can I still have a weapon?

This will likely get me sent back to the greys, but I LOVE over easy eggs with ketchup. Break the yolk with your toast and soak it up with with some sweet, tangy delicious ketchup and it's heaven.

it is not delicious it is groce

"AUGHH I JUST REALIZED WE ARE ALL HURTLING THROUGH AND EMPTY UNCARING UNIVERSE ON A SPECK OF DUST ORBITING A TINY SPARK ORBITING THE CENTER OF ONE OF 10 BILLION GALAXIES AT MILLIONS OF MILES PER HOUR UNTIL THE ENVELOPING FROZEN BLACKNESS TAKES US ALL."

oh Jesus.

Nobody cares about your stupid boner car, bro.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

This thread is everything.

Great submissions in last week's Pissing Contest, but I think Meezer5 is the winner in our hearts:

Maybe Skinny P was so stoned that he pixelated his own bong. I bet you didn't think of that.

ike's voice when he says 'don't kick the baby' makes me squee. IKE HAS THE CUTEST BABY VOICES.

Yes.

All of this is true.

Running around the apartment making airplane noises and then giggling hysterically. I still do this when my fiancee is out of town.

I say really sarcastic things to commercials. Out loud. Like full out mocking them. And then I laugh, because I'm hilarious. It's really tragic.

The BBC article about the interviews was just sickening, absolutely gut-wrenching. The other rapist "explaining" how it was fine that he had also raped a five-year-old girl because "her life was of no value" kind of summed the whole problem.

You can't clap with one hand – it takes two hands.

Ding Ding Ding! We have this week's illiterate griefer!

There are large areas of the country that do not have Cracker Barrels. If you were coming from such an area, you might consider Cracker Barrel, which you'd almost never encounter, to be a less standard option than, say, McDonald's or Burger King, which you'd frequently encounter.