I for one love yelling on the internet about nothing.

Um.

My mom's best friend, a woman in her 50s, won't eat any meat off a bone or that she has to pick up with her hands. They compliment each other very well though, since my mom will gnaw every last scrap of flesh off a bone then suck out the marrow.

I, for oneone, will never let the truth stand in the way of an easy punch line.

a friend of mine had the movie soundtrack to Annie and we listened to it incessantly. I was the 8-year old with no interest in the orphans, though... I wanted to be Miss Hannigan.

I didn't have imaginary friends, I had imaginary animals. I would insist on giving "invisible" animals as gifts to friends of my parents. The recipients all accepted my "gifts" of magical invisible benevolent animals with complete sincerity.

When I was about six I used to smear myself with ketchup and lie on the sidewalk pretending to be dead anytime I saw any vultures flying around. My dastardly plan was to catch one and train it to catch and deliver to me the neighbors cute puppy I so desperately wanted.

All I hear in my head is "Thackery! Thackery Biiiiiinx!" On a related note, a friend of mine has a cat named Binx.

I am of the simple mindset that both vaginas and dicks are scrumptious.

Normal does not mean healthy or sane. It means that it happens fairly regularly in people who might wish otherwise. And who may have to struggle against the signals their body is sending.

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

I will never not love this.

...it's a great thing.

Danger zone.

LAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No, some things are bad. However nepotism? Give me a break. I run a medium sized game production company and I frequently hire my friends and people I met at events, got drunk with, etc. Because that's what people do.

Seriously. There are REAL scandals in gaming. The working conditions at EA is a scandal. The credit card security breach at Ubisoft was a scandal. The earnings fraud investigation at Take-Two was a scandal.

this is just like how chlorophyll works....chlorophyll more like bor-ophyll! No I will not make out with you blue light, you dont get under my skin like red light does. oh 630–740 nm wavelength you now how to make my blood pump!