Undoubtedly one of the best, ever.

Holy shit, bro have you considered eating a bag of dicks instead of commenting? You start with the fact that you don't know that you're talking about, follow up with concern trolling, and finish with 'gaems are for dudes!!!!!!' Why can't guys have some things in life? I dunno man, why don't you run for president, men…

>People who have their games passed over because they don't have the right dick in their mouth might care.

I have to surmise that Jezebel has been singled out because Jezebel is the most visited site for people who are supposed to be working.

My whole life New Car Smell has made me ill, this feels like validation.

Right up until you slam it in the door of a luxury sedan.

I dunno man, I think the body can be horrifying. Sure, the vagina is awesome. But SOMEONE (thanks, flying spaghetti monster) wedged it in between the urethra and anus, and really that's not a great place for something that you'd like to keep clean all the time. Gross things DO happen there, sometimes. I don't think…

you made scrolling down this far worth the time. great advice!

Fuck Christmas. It is the worst. I hope it gets carved down to one single week in December at the very most. I suddenly live part-time with someone else's young child and he is SO EXCITED about Christmas that I'm not sure if he'll hate me forever when I totally don't get him anything. I've boycotted Xmas for years and…

I hope that this Xmas someone gifts you with a coffee thermos monogrammed with 'I SAVE BREAD' that would be the best

I met a bunch of those. In college. In the US. So sad.

And being raised on boats, I assumed it referred to getting water plants fouled in the propeller.

What? No. Working in food service and automatically getting fed isn't a thing in the US. At all.

Put me down as one more vote for "Farts are hilarious"

Seconded. A good friend of mine had a very small NYE wedding and it was probably the best NYE I have celebrated. Bonus fireworks!

Give that back to Nicki Minaj, Kim.

I would never watch this movie cause I'm sure it'd make me vomit and/or faint(I recently fainted during a *discussion* of a particularly rough childbirth) but I imagine you felt the same kind of glee I do when making someone watch Die You Zombie Bastards.

Pie Sammy. Don't forget the pie.

I'm from the U.S., and my mom made us Chicken Fried Steak a few times when I was a kid. However she made it really poorly, so until Google came along I definitely wasn't sure WHAT it was.

As a New Englander who can't stand chicken fried steak, even I find this appalling.