BaconPancakes

10/31/13

Everyone should read Jeff Lemire's creator owned work.

10/30/13

My daughter's preschool (she's 3, for what it's worth) did trick or treating around the school last week and at first I was like "what the fuck why so early?" Then I noticed that she's got "trick or treat!" And "thank you happy Halloween!" down pat now. Well played, school. Well played.

10/28/13

I'm hoping that AC4 is similar to AC3 but, you know, better.

10/27/13

HAHAHHA, so true. Banff, Whistler and Tofino/Ukee are just crawling with 'em.

10/27/13

I about shit myself when I found out Nolan North voiced David in The Last of Us.

10/25/13

Saw this on a survival show. Survivorman I think. Way better than Man vs Wild BTW.

10/22/13

Collar Duty

10/20/13

"So Wild Games Studio tried taking down a bad review video of their game..."

10/18/13

This man is literally the sexiest man on earth.

10/18/13

10/17/13

I cannot love your Comic Book Guy comment enough. I read it in his voice.

10/17/13

Vote: Duolingo

10/17/13

Wrong! The saddest Pokeman is Cubone (Marowak.) It's an orphan that wears the skull of it's dead parent. Cubone is the Batman of Pokemans. Yes, Pokemans.

10/12/13

Skylanders: Swap Force Buyers' Guide: What You Need, What You Don't

You would think that on the third installment of Activision's highly-successful toys-meets-games series they'd give…

10/12/13

The teachers thing kills me. There's a law that requires teachers to report shit like this. My mind is blown by that.

10/4/13

I loved the game back in 2004 and I love the game now. It must be a nightmare to be Nintendo in this case, since they can never please everyone of the Zelda fans out there. The games have different meaning for people. But how can you hate Shark Link!?!?!?!?

10/2/13

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9/27/13

Guess what's "Ew" and actually from the nineties?

9/26/13

He hits you with a train.

9/23/13

In other words, you were all set to write a Jez article criticizing critics for obsessing about Kate's weight. When they didn't come, you had to write your article anyway, so you wrote an article about the lack of critics obsessing about Kate's weight. Okeedoke.