Three daughters:

Nope. Not everyone. About 10% don't have the bad smell. I've never worn deodorant in my life and I am not married to a woman who would refrain from telling me I smell bad.

Maybe a little late but I just read this right after a short conversation I had with Mrs. Erg during which I let her now how happy I was that she continued to reside directly under my thumb and that she was always ready to follow any orders that I gave her without voicing any complaints. Of course she replied that it…

You are not asking to much when you ask for monogamy. And if he's willing to continue doing something now that he knows he'll regret later, then he has some growing up to do. Find someone who understands that monogamy is not the end of all excitement and pleasure in life.

This fat guy return was short on yardage but long on happy. And fat guy returns never get old.

You've obviously spent no time on the Internet in the past 5 years.

So, welcome to the Internet! It's where the funny stuff is.

I thank you for your kind words. I'll tell you a little of the aftermath of this post. One of my daughters stumbled across it, got all emotional, and shared it with the family. My granddaughter said, "It's sappy, but sweet." One of my son-in-laws* complained about filling shoes. My wife liked that I would share it…

I'll just stick with my twenty some odd pockets vest. That my granddaughter calls my man-purse.

People have a tendency to swing back and forth between extremes. One crow moving a ball is no big deal. But sure as shootin', if a group of crows was involved people would be calling it a murder.

he's never noted an attractive woman

Heh. I recall a few decades back when my sister asked Mrs. Erg if she would teach her how to be mean. Now Mrs. Erg is one of the nicest, most polite, outgoing people you could ever meet. But she does not suffer fools gladly. Well, in point of fact, she refuses to suffer them at all. I don't know that my sister made it…

I posted this about four months ago in response to a post about idiots stating that as a woman ages, her husband is required by his maleness to find someone younger. I'll add to it that "vanilla" and "stale" are not words that would describe us. Our love life has evolved right along with our marriage. Why anyone would…

This here story today:

Eventually the same girl gets old faster than stale bread, compelling men to cheat.