Aliance of Magicians:

Those clowns hired the wrong guy for the job. Everybody knows who the best designated hitter is.

You think they had oxycontin on the Mayflower?

and it has since been stuck in the heads of anyone who happens to remember the Hartford Binghamton Whalers

When I was in middle school and got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue my parents thought I was the reincarnation of Fred Merkle.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Hi. We’ve been covering politics and culture on the Concourse for more than a year. Please eat shit.

Hi. We’ve been posting pieces about politics and culture here on the Concourse for more than a year. Eat shit.

The good news is that unlike the ATMs, tea, snack bars, etc. the condom dispenser will never be empty.

A chicken bone walks into Aybar.

Wu Ke mistake.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

Ray-Ray Armstrong: The party was nice, the party was bumping. And everybody having a ball.

Uncle: I can’t believe he said that.

Truly a banner week for news on NFL stars who destroyed digital material under suspicious circumstances.

Unthinkingly, I just glanced at the $38,000 figure and thought “Boy howdy, that sure is a lot of money to make!” Then I read the first sentence, took a closer look, and realized that I was looking at the DEDUCTIONS from pay. This guy gets more deducted from his pay in a month than I gross in a year. Then I killed…

Tom Brady: How many times do I have to tell you, Julian? You Yelp before you try the Sandals getaway.

I wasn't popular in high school. This was long before the days I could walk up to a random chick and say, "You're with me, leather." I was just Chris Berman, painfully shy 17-year-old virgin. Well, as luck would have it, a girl transferred into our school mid-semester. I could tell she was desperate to be liked. And…

Peter King's Conscience: Peter, you're really not going to make a stand on electing Darren Sharper to the Pro Football Hall of Fame, are you?