@eozemeb1001: Thought the same thing myself!

@newmakcity: I don't know but, it actually looks like a pretty bad cut on her right forearm.

I'm really into erotic, controversial literature... a handful of sexually explicit French authors such as Batailles and Sade share space on my library shelves, and I have read their novels completely enthralled/fascinated. Wetlands, however, holds no intrigue for me; based on the reviews, I have a feeling she is…

Dude- did anyone read the "Hanging with the Blondourage" article? Farrah and Ashley are out-of-control hilarious. Too many highlights to even list! Read it- you will not be disappointed.

@996328013: @InCahoots: Agreed and agreed. It read as very insulting. Maybe it's because people hear the phrase "dead behind the eyes" on The Soup, but Joel McHale clearly has special, God-given privileges that many lack.

Okay, I'm sure many of us enjoy some hella rigorous activity that could even be described as erotically "violent," maybe five or nine times a month, but "stab(bing) up mi meat"?! "Daggering"?! Seriously?

@hortense: Mhmm! I'm cringing in my cubicle. Aye aye aye.. the pain!

@AthertonMerriweather: I'm a very loyal J. Crew shopper... I just do it through Ebay. I can handle $65 for a ridiculously cute pair or patent leather cheetah ballet flats. $155, NSM.

Woooow, I'm inspired. I'm always yearning to wear a jean jacket, but never get the chance because I'm always wearing blue jeans already, and my roomate halts me when I try to get past the door in all denim. Now I know how to do it: light wash jacket/ dark wash jeans... and throw in a stripey shirt and an awesome scarf…

@BackinBlackCats: Oh... and I also meant to mention that the other inmates taunt these poor ladies by meowing as they walk past their cells... :(

Um... does this post warrant a discussion the phenomenon known as the "Crazy Cat Lady?" Because this shit is all too familiar and relevant to me.

What's up with this Glorified Zipper movement? Anyone else notice this? I'm seeing it more here in Cali. Also, while watching Real Housewives of New York, Crazy Kelly and Luann were trying on dresses- one of which had this same type of highlighted, exposed zipper feature.

@dingdang: The peculiar thing is that the show brings a few LOLZ when I watch it sober, say after work by myself. But throw in a few glasses of Reisling, and a couple girlfriends, and I am almost guaranteed to piss my pants laughing at least once per episode.

I just want to say that if I ever win the lottery, I am sending half to Shelby. I totally loved that little girl, and her mother, Ms. Cocking, was totally awesome.

@BellaTricks: I actually think she looks a bit like Jessica Biel here. It's the lip gloss or something...

I wish she were holding her fist up more boldly; she looks like I do when I've just realized I forgot my deodorant...

@otherginger: Agreed! I was very affected and jealous while he was up behind Kelsey while she was leaning against the fence. That lucky girl...

@MizJenkins: Yah, Chris March. But his collection was merely *accented with hair, and I get the impression that the Romanian woman's entire collection is made solely of hair...

@Penny_Esq: Oooohhh! Instinct told me that while I was wrestling the html, someone would post that picture. You guys are damn clever. Thanks for the advice!

@BackinBlackCats: Umm.. that was supposed to be civil-disobedience lolcat... but apparantly html has outsmarted me once again.