Hopefully this doesn't turn out like it did for Oscar Wilde... what if she really is NYC's #1 skank?

Do you guys see Mr. Joel Madden in her face as much as I do? She makes it so cute!

With such a tremendous role on Charm School, how did Brandy C. end up with no air time here?! She seriously couldn't drum up a little crying, whining, or even spitting to get the camera's attention? Maybe she really did change for the better...

@edie_g: @andonthatnote: No. No, you are not...

@BabyJane (Suffered an identity crisis but is better now): Mhmmm, with those legs, I'd probably end up "forgetting my pants" A LOT.

@Treeless: I am convinced it was all set up! Megan has never appeared that wasted before (am I right?)- I honestly suspect that she was offered a lot of alcohol beforehand for the specific purpose of pissing Sharon off. Consider the fact that Sharon's humongous glass was full of a convenient, red liquid. Hmm... I'm…